trev the twonk of in a caravan in bleadon is a twonk!

Although he is extreamly twonkiy (i.e. losing 2 t shirts by crapping on them) I love him pieces!!!!!

Nominated by Twonkess aka a Welshpool resident

Trev is our daddy and we think he is soooooo silly! He is the biggest twonk of all.

From the monkeys

I feel I should give a full insight into the t shirt story. Twonk never likes to wear a top when it is sunny but because of bus restrictions etc feels compelled to take one with him wherever he goes. When he was staying in Combe Martin he caught a bus to Lynton and upon arrival placed his t shirt down the back of his shorts to save him carrying it. He was in a pub later that day and got caught short resulting in a frantic dash to the loo. When he had finished his business he pulled his shorts up only to discover his top had fallen down the loo and was now covered in loo roll and everything else!!!! Twonk had to explain to his twin daughters what he had done and run away quickly.....he was refused entry to other pubs due to his lack of attire so had to go back to Combe Martin a broken man! As for t shirt no. 2 well that is a tale for another time.

Twonkess aka a Welshpool resident

yes I am trev the twonk, and having lost 1 tee shirt in devon I thought I could never repeat myself, how wrong could I be. On holoiday in corfu having nearly been thrown off a greek bus for not wearing a top I bought a tee shirt for 3 euros so me and the missus could get back to our resort. Having visited a toilet in mad womans bar i wondered why there wasa black bin liner in the bowl. it was'nt a bin liner it was my tee shirt! rinsed it as best i could having retrieved it and splatting the floor and walls with remains of kleftika, i then retuerned to my darling wife and asked her if she would go and wash it for me. she decclined the offer but i had a master plan! turn it inside out, plan failed to diguise the pattern or smell on return bus journey`